2011-12-12
Original: 2011-12-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: CONFESSION STRATEGY: TRY HUMOR!
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair and a mustache, smiling, speaks to a man with dark hair facing him.
Brown-haired man: What's the difference between your wife and gonorrhea?
Dark-haired man: What?
Brown-haired man: I never gave gonorrhea syphilis!
Votey:
A bearded man sits hunched at a desk, looking pleased.
Caption: Just bought myself half an epistemology joke.
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair and a mustache, smiling, speaks to a man with dark hair facing him.
Brown-haired man: What's the difference between your wife and gonorrhea?
Dark-haired man: What?
Brown-haired man: I never gave gonorrhea syphilis!
Votey:
A bearded man sits hunched at a desk, looking pleased.
Caption: Just bought myself half an epistemology joke.
Alt text
A red title banner reads CONFESSION STRATEGY: TRY HUMOR! In a single panel, a smiling brown-haired man with a mustache tells a joke to a dark-haired man. He asks, 'What's the difference between your wife and gonorrhea?' The other man replies, 'What?' The first man delivers the punchline: 'I never gave gonorrhea syphilis!' The joke format frames it as a humorous way to confess he gave the man's wife syphilis. Votey (aftercomic): A bearded man sits hunched and pleased at a desk, with a caption reading 'Just bought myself half an epistemology joke.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.