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2011-12-09

Original: 2011-12-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A nun leans down toward a young boy, gripping his arm, looking annoyed.
Nun: WHAT!? TECHNICALLY IT'S CORRECT!

Caption below the panel:
1) WRITE A QUOTATION FROM JESUS.

The boy's written answer (in handwriting):
"Owwww!"

Votey:
A boy (drawn in a simpler style) looks pleased with himself.
Boy: PLUS, IT'S IN ARAMAIC.

Alt text

A school assignment reads: "1) Write a quotation from Jesus." A student has answered, in handwriting, "Owwww!" In the main panel, an exasperated nun leans down and grips a young boy by the arm, shouting, "WHAT!? TECHNICALLY IT'S CORRECT!" The joke is that the boy's flippant answer imagines Jesus's words during the crucifixion. In the votey aftercomic, the smug boy adds, "PLUS, IT'S IN ARAMAIC."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.