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2012-01-09

Original: 2012-01-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair and glasses (seen from behind) speaks to a man with dark hair in a green shirt.
Woman: THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S TEMPTING, DELICIOUS, FORBIDDEN TO GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE, AND IT'S MADE OF FAT, WHICH IS USED FOR NEURAL INSULATION.
Man: WHOOOOAAA...

Caption below the comic:
Fun fact:
"Tree of Knowledge" was a metaphor for bacon.

Votey:
A crude sketch shows two small figures standing together, looking up at a large round radiant object (drawn like a glowing sun/disc).
One figure: DAMMIT! I WAS GONNA MAKE A BLT!

Alt text

A two-person conversation in a dim purple-walled room. A woman with brown hair and glasses, shown from behind, tells a dark-haired man in a green shirt: "Think about it. It's tempting, delicious, forbidden to God's chosen people, AND it's made of fat, which is used for neural insulation." The wide-eyed man replies, "Whooooaaa..." A caption beneath reads, "Fun fact: 'Tree of Knowledge' was a metaphor for bacon." The votey is a rough hand-drawn sketch of two tiny figures gazing up at a large glowing radiant disc; one of them complains, "Dammit! I was gonna make a BLT!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.