2011-08-31
Original: 2011-08-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair: I don't understand these right wing science denialists. Why can't they realize they've been socially brainwashed to believe things that defy reason.
Man with dark hair: Yeah.
Panel 2:
Man with dark hair: Hey, did you see that girl with giant boobs at the beach today?
Man with orange hair: No! Men don't naturally find breasts sexual! I see the patriarchy has gotten to you.
Votey:
A smiling, bearded man (drawn loosely, evoking the cartoonist) holds up both index fingers and looks pleased with himself.
Thought bubble: Come onnnn hatemail...
Man with flame-like orange hair: I don't understand these right wing science denialists. Why can't they realize they've been socially brainwashed to believe things that defy reason.
Man with dark hair: Yeah.
Panel 2:
Man with dark hair: Hey, did you see that girl with giant boobs at the beach today?
Man with orange hair: No! Men don't naturally find breasts sexual! I see the patriarchy has gotten to you.
Votey:
A smiling, bearded man (drawn loosely, evoking the cartoonist) holds up both index fingers and looks pleased with himself.
Thought bubble: Come onnnn hatemail...
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: Two men stand together against a yellow background. An orange-haired man says, "I don't understand these right wing science denialists. Why can't they realize they've been socially brainwashed to believe things that defy reason." The dark-haired man beside him replies, "Yeah." Panel 2: Shown from behind, the dark-haired man asks, "Hey, did you see that girl with giant boobs at the beach today?" The orange-haired man retorts, "No! Men don't naturally find breasts sexual! I see the patriarchy has gotten to you." The joke skewers the idea that any belief one disagrees with can be dismissed as social brainwashing. Votey: A smiling, bearded man holds up both index fingers, looking self-satisfied, with a thought bubble reading "Come onnnn hatemail..." anticipating angry responses to the comic.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.