2011-08-10
Original: 2011-08-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless young man with flame-like orange hair kneels with his hands pressed together in prayer beside a dresser and bookshelf.
Man (praying): "Dear Lord... Father Gerald says masturbation is bad, but I'm not sure. I'm going to watch some wholesome ladies volleyball now, and if you want me to masturbate, just give me a sign."
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "NEXT SUNDAY..."
The same orange-haired man, now dressed in a suit and bow tie, gestures enthusiastically while speaking to a gray-haired priest (seen from behind) inside a church with stained-glass windows.
Man: "And all of a sudden, my penis QUADRUPLED in size!"
Votey:
Close-up of the man's grinning, delighted face.
Man: "HALLELUJAH!"
A shirtless young man with flame-like orange hair kneels with his hands pressed together in prayer beside a dresser and bookshelf.
Man (praying): "Dear Lord... Father Gerald says masturbation is bad, but I'm not sure. I'm going to watch some wholesome ladies volleyball now, and if you want me to masturbate, just give me a sign."
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "NEXT SUNDAY..."
The same orange-haired man, now dressed in a suit and bow tie, gestures enthusiastically while speaking to a gray-haired priest (seen from behind) inside a church with stained-glass windows.
Man: "And all of a sudden, my penis QUADRUPLED in size!"
Votey:
Close-up of the man's grinning, delighted face.
Man: "HALLELUJAH!"
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a shirtless young man with flame-like orange hair kneels in prayer by a dresser, eyes closed, hands clasped. He prays: "Dear Lord... Father Gerald says masturbation is bad, but I'm not sure. I'm going to watch some wholesome ladies volleyball now, and if you want me to masturbate, just give me a sign." Panel 2, labeled "NEXT SUNDAY...": the same man, now in a suit and bow tie, stands in a church gesturing happily as he tells a gray-haired priest (back to viewer): "And all of a sudden, my penis QUADRUPLED in size!" He has cheerfully interpreted his arousal as the divine sign he asked for, recasting it as a miracle to recount to the priest. Votey: a close-up of his beaming face as he exclaims "HALLELUJAH!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.