2011-06-21
Original: 2011-06-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (red banner across top): FUN FACT: ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED PRIOR TO 1945 CAN BE MADE TO LOOK BAD BY REFERENCING ATOMIC BOMBS.
Main panel:
A man with dark hair in a yellow shirt sits facing a woman with reddish-brown hair (seen from behind).
Man: I'M JUST SAYING. NUCLEAR WARS BEFORE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE: 0. NUCLEAR WARS AFTER WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE: 1.
Votey:
The woman: THAT'S SEXIST.
The man: SO IS RADIATION POISONING.
Main panel:
A man with dark hair in a yellow shirt sits facing a woman with reddish-brown hair (seen from behind).
Man: I'M JUST SAYING. NUCLEAR WARS BEFORE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE: 0. NUCLEAR WARS AFTER WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE: 1.
Votey:
The woman: THAT'S SEXIST.
The man: SO IS RADIATION POISONING.
Alt text
A red banner caption reads: "FUN FACT: ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED PRIOR TO 1945 CAN BE MADE TO LOOK BAD BY REFERENCING ATOMIC BOMBS." In the main panel, a dark-haired man in a yellow shirt talks to a reddish-brown-haired woman shown from behind. He says, "I'm just saying. Nuclear wars before women's suffrage: 0. Nuclear wars after women's suffrage: 1," deadpan-blaming women's suffrage for atomic war via spurious correlation. In the black-and-white votey aftercomic, the woman replies, "That's sexist," and the man answers, "So is radiation poisoning," absurdly equating bigotry with a physical effect of nuclear fallout.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.