2011-06-08
Original: 2011-06-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman holds a baby in her arms, gritting her teeth and tugging at the collar of her blouse with one hand, as if threatening to bare her chest.
Woman: GIMME ALL YOUR WALLETS, OR I'LL EXPOSE MY NIPPLE TO THIS BABY!
Off-panel voices (presumably bystanders being robbed) react:
Voice 1: NO.!
Voice 2: HE'S INNOCENT.!
Voice 3: YOU MONSTER!
Caption (below panel): The least dangerous disgruntled employees work at the FCC.
Votey:
A close-up of the baby's face, mouth wide open, crying/wailing in distress.
A blonde woman holds a baby in her arms, gritting her teeth and tugging at the collar of her blouse with one hand, as if threatening to bare her chest.
Woman: GIMME ALL YOUR WALLETS, OR I'LL EXPOSE MY NIPPLE TO THIS BABY!
Off-panel voices (presumably bystanders being robbed) react:
Voice 1: NO.!
Voice 2: HE'S INNOCENT.!
Voice 3: YOU MONSTER!
Caption (below panel): The least dangerous disgruntled employees work at the FCC.
Votey:
A close-up of the baby's face, mouth wide open, crying/wailing in distress.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A blonde woman cradles a baby in her arms while gritting her teeth and tugging open the collar of her blouse as a threat. Her speech bubble reads: "GIMME ALL YOUR WALLETS, OR I'LL EXPOSE MY NIPPLE TO THIS BABY!" Three off-panel voices cry out in horror: "NO.!", "HE'S INNOCENT.!", and "YOU MONSTER!" A caption below reads: "The least dangerous disgruntled employees work at the FCC." The joke: an FCC employee, obsessed with broadcast indecency rules, treats exposing a nipple to a baby as a terrifying crime, and bystanders react as if it were a real atrocity. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of the baby's face with its mouth wide open, wailing in distress.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.