2011-06-06
Original: 2011-06-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caption (red banner across top): THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS.
A red-haired woman in bed with a smiling man.
Woman: OOH! I'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH A WORLD RECORD HOLDER!
Man: ONCE YOU GO PETITE, YOU'LL NEVER RETREAT.
Panel 2:
Caption (red banner): THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S SECOND SMALLEST PENIS.
A bald, thin man in underwear sits alone on the edge of a bed in a dim, empty room, hunched and dejected.
Votey:
A man's face, smiling, gesturing as he speaks.
Man: YOU LOOK NICE. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A GAME I CALL... "LOCATE MY GENITALS"?
Caption (red banner across top): THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS.
A red-haired woman in bed with a smiling man.
Woman: OOH! I'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH A WORLD RECORD HOLDER!
Man: ONCE YOU GO PETITE, YOU'LL NEVER RETREAT.
Panel 2:
Caption (red banner): THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S SECOND SMALLEST PENIS.
A bald, thin man in underwear sits alone on the edge of a bed in a dim, empty room, hunched and dejected.
Votey:
A man's face, smiling, gesturing as he speaks.
Man: YOU LOOK NICE. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A GAME I CALL... "LOCATE MY GENITALS"?
Alt text
A two-panel comic with red caption banners. Panel one is captioned "The man with the world's smallest penis" and shows a red-haired woman in bed with a smiling shirtless man. She says, "Ooh! I've never done it with a world record holder!" He replies, "Once you go petite, you'll never retreat." Panel two is captioned "The man with the world's second smallest penis" and shows a bald, thin man in underwear sitting alone and hunched on a bed in a dim, empty room, looking dejected. The joke: having the smallest penis is a record that gets you bragging rights and a partner, while being merely second-smallest leaves you alone. Votey: a smiling man's face leans in and says, "You look nice. Can I interest you in a game I call... 'Locate my genitals'?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.