2011-02-01
Original: 2011-02-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A line graph drawn in black with a single red curve.
Y-axis label: DESIRE FOR SEX
X-axis label: TIME
The red curve starts flat along the bottom, then jumps sharply straight up to a peak early on, then slopes gradually back down over time, returning to flat near the end.
Caption below the graph: Life is an orgasm, in reverse.
Votey:
A man holds a telephone to his ear, looking glum.
Man: SORRY... I CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE... I HAVE TO... LIVE LIFE IN REVERSE.
A line graph drawn in black with a single red curve.
Y-axis label: DESIRE FOR SEX
X-axis label: TIME
The red curve starts flat along the bottom, then jumps sharply straight up to a peak early on, then slopes gradually back down over time, returning to flat near the end.
Caption below the graph: Life is an orgasm, in reverse.
Votey:
A man holds a telephone to his ear, looking glum.
Man: SORRY... I CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE... I HAVE TO... LIVE LIFE IN REVERSE.
Alt text
A hand-drawn line graph. The vertical axis is labeled "DESIRE FOR SEX" and the horizontal axis is labeled "TIME." A red curve sits flat at the bottom, then spikes sharply straight up to a high peak early on, then declines gradually over time back down to flat, mimicking the shape of an orgasm's arousal curve but stretched out. Caption: "Life is an orgasm, in reverse." Votey: a glum man holds a phone to his ear, saying, "Sorry... I can't leave the house... I have to... live life in reverse."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.