2010-11-24
Original: 2010-11-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel: a hand-drawn line graph.
Y-axis label: Desirability
X-axis label: Penis Length (cm)
The X-axis is logarithmic, marked with 10, 10^2, 10^3, 10^4, 10^5.
The curve has a small, narrow double-peaked bump near 10 cm, and a separate tall spike at the far right near 10^5.
Labels with arrows pointing to the two parts of the small bump:
"WHAT MOST WOMEN WANT" (arrow points to the left/shorter peak of the bump)
"WHAT MOST MEN WANT" (arrow points to the right/slightly longer peak of the bump)
Label with arrow pointing to the tall spike on the far right:
"COLLAPSIBLE SPACE ELEVATOR"
Votey:
A hand-drawn boxed sign titled "Conversion Chart":
1 standard weiner = 6 inches
6 inches = 4 Weiner's-weiners
Y-axis label: Desirability
X-axis label: Penis Length (cm)
The X-axis is logarithmic, marked with 10, 10^2, 10^3, 10^4, 10^5.
The curve has a small, narrow double-peaked bump near 10 cm, and a separate tall spike at the far right near 10^5.
Labels with arrows pointing to the two parts of the small bump:
"WHAT MOST WOMEN WANT" (arrow points to the left/shorter peak of the bump)
"WHAT MOST MEN WANT" (arrow points to the right/slightly longer peak of the bump)
Label with arrow pointing to the tall spike on the far right:
"COLLAPSIBLE SPACE ELEVATOR"
Votey:
A hand-drawn boxed sign titled "Conversion Chart":
1 standard weiner = 6 inches
6 inches = 4 Weiner's-weiners
Alt text
A hand-drawn line graph titled with axes Desirability (y-axis) and Penis Length in cm (x-axis), where the x-axis is logarithmic running from 10 up to 10^5. The curve shows a small narrow double-peaked bump near 10 cm and a separate tall spike far to the right near 10^5. Arrows label the two small peaks: the shorter left peak is 'what most women want' and the slightly longer right peak is 'what most men want.' An arrow to the towering spike at the far right labels it 'collapsible space elevator,' the joke being that an absurdly enormous length would actually be a piece of megastructure engineering. Votey: a boxed 'Conversion Chart' reading '1 standard weiner = 6 inches' and '6 inches = 4 Weiner's-weiners.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.