2010-11-28
Original: 2010-11-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title/header: SAD TRUTH: JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE AGREES WITH YOU ON ONE THING, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE ON THE SAME SIDE.
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair (seen from behind) and a man with light hair sit across a table with champagne glasses.
Red-haired woman: I'm fine with gay people marrying.
Man: Me too! I mean, that's just more room in heaven for me.
Panel 2:
A bald man in a purple shirt and a man with a mustache in a brown jacket.
Bald man: Sexism hurts EVERYONE.
Man with mustache: Exactly! I mean, I'm a sexist, which means I can't get a girlfriend, now, who's gonna do my laundry?
Panel 3:
A stern man, a blonde woman, and a small child (seen from behind) leaning against the woman.
Woman (to the child): Bobby! Never EVER use the n-word.
Child: Never!
Man: If you say it three times, a BLACK PERSON appears!
Votey:
Two people talking.
Person on left: I like comics!
Person on right: Cool!
Person on right (continuing, grinning): Stupid people need diversions too.
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair (seen from behind) and a man with light hair sit across a table with champagne glasses.
Red-haired woman: I'm fine with gay people marrying.
Man: Me too! I mean, that's just more room in heaven for me.
Panel 2:
A bald man in a purple shirt and a man with a mustache in a brown jacket.
Bald man: Sexism hurts EVERYONE.
Man with mustache: Exactly! I mean, I'm a sexist, which means I can't get a girlfriend, now, who's gonna do my laundry?
Panel 3:
A stern man, a blonde woman, and a small child (seen from behind) leaning against the woman.
Woman (to the child): Bobby! Never EVER use the n-word.
Child: Never!
Man: If you say it three times, a BLACK PERSON appears!
Votey:
Two people talking.
Person on left: I like comics!
Person on right: Cool!
Person on right (continuing, grinning): Stupid people need diversions too.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic under the header "SAD TRUTH: Just because someone agrees with you on one thing, it doesn't mean you're on the same side." Each panel shows two people who seem to agree but for opposite reasons. Panel 1: At a dinner table, a red-haired woman says "I'm fine with gay people marrying," and a man replies "Me too! I mean, that's just more room in heaven for me." Panel 2: A bald man says "Sexism hurts everyone," and a mustached man agrees, "Exactly! I mean, I'm a sexist, which means I can't get a girlfriend, now, who's gonna do my laundry?" Panel 3: A blonde woman tells a child, "Bobby! Never ever use the n-word," the child says "Never!" and a stern man adds, "If you say it three times, a black person appears!"
Votey (aftercomic): One person says "I like comics!" Another replies "Cool!" then grins and adds, "Stupid people need diversions too."
Votey (aftercomic): One person says "I like comics!" Another replies "Cool!" then grins and adds, "Stupid people need diversions too."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.