2010-11-13
Original: 2010-11-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, bearded man in glasses and a suit stands at a lectern, gesturing with one hand as he addresses an audience.
Man (Professor Westover): "When you were 15, you could've stomached fried chicken with Oreo breading, but your parents wouldn't make it. By the time you can make it yourself, you can no longer stomach it!"
Caption below the panel: Professor Westover explains why he's an atheist.
Votey:
A handwritten note on a piece of paper:
RECIPE:
- Buy bucket o' chicken
- Crumble in oreos
- Mix with your tears
- Bake 15 minutes at 350°F
A bald, bearded man in glasses and a suit stands at a lectern, gesturing with one hand as he addresses an audience.
Man (Professor Westover): "When you were 15, you could've stomached fried chicken with Oreo breading, but your parents wouldn't make it. By the time you can make it yourself, you can no longer stomach it!"
Caption below the panel: Professor Westover explains why he's an atheist.
Votey:
A handwritten note on a piece of paper:
RECIPE:
- Buy bucket o' chicken
- Crumble in oreos
- Mix with your tears
- Bake 15 minutes at 350°F
Alt text
A bald, bearded man in glasses and a suit (captioned as Professor Westover) stands at a lectern lecturing, one hand raised. His speech bubble reads: "When you were 15, you could've stomached fried chicken with Oreo breading, but your parents wouldn't make it. By the time you can make it yourself, you can no longer stomach it!" The caption beneath reads: "Professor Westover explains why he's an atheist" — framing the gap between desire and fulfillment as his argument against God. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten recipe note titled RECIPE, listing: buy bucket o' chicken, crumble in oreos, mix with your tears, bake 15 minutes at 350°F — the "mix with your tears" line being the joke.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.