2010-11-02
Original: 2010-11-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel. Two people sit across a table from each other. In the foreground, seen from behind, is a person with red hair. Facing them is a man in a green shirt, hands clasped nervously.
Person with red hair (foreground): "YOU TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T EXIST!"
Man in green shirt: "WELL, YOU'RE A NEGATIVE ONE! AND YOUR ROOT IS YOUR PARENTS. SO THEY'RE THE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE. SO THEY'RE IMAGINARY. ∴ YOU DON'T EXIST."
Caption below panel: "I no longer date mathematicians."
Votey: A close-up of a person's face (the narrator/red-haired person) wearing glasses, looking unimpressed and annoyed. A small speech bubble reads: "BITCH."
Person with red hair (foreground): "YOU TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T EXIST!"
Man in green shirt: "WELL, YOU'RE A NEGATIVE ONE! AND YOUR ROOT IS YOUR PARENTS. SO THEY'RE THE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE. SO THEY'RE IMAGINARY. ∴ YOU DON'T EXIST."
Caption below panel: "I no longer date mathematicians."
Votey: A close-up of a person's face (the narrator/red-haired person) wearing glasses, looking unimpressed and annoyed. A small speech bubble reads: "BITCH."
Alt text
A single-panel comic showing two people at a table. In the foreground, seen from behind, is a person with red hair; across from them sits a nervous-looking man in a green shirt with his hands clasped. The red-haired person says, "You treat me like I don't exist!" The man replies with a mathematical argument: "Well, you're a negative one! And your root is your parents. So they're the root of negative one. So they're imaginary. Therefore you don't exist." A caption under the panel reads: "I no longer date mathematicians." Votey: a rough close-up sketch of the narrator's face in glasses, looking flatly annoyed, with a small speech bubble saying "Bitch."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.