2010-08-15

A single-panel comic drawn as a text-message conversation between two handwritten usernames: "familiar1" in red and "andrew310" in blue. familiar1: "hey, how's it going?" andrew310: "good. Thanks for the paper." familiar1: "yeah. no problem. hey, can I fuck your leg, or...?" andrew310: "what? NO! dude, we're not even in the same room." familiar1: "oh. right. i'm gonna go fuck some pillows." andrew310 replies in escalating panic: "no!" then "NO." then "hello?" then "hello???" with no reply. A caption below reads: "The worst thing about the Dog Language Translator was the texting." The joke is that familiar1 is actually a dog whose blunt, instinct-driven messages (leg-humping, paper-fetching) are being auto-translated into texts. The votey aftercomic adds two final lines: familiar1: "mission accomplished" and andrew310: ":/" (a dismayed face), confirming the dog went and humped the pillows anyway.