2010-06-24
Original: 2010-06-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with orange/red hair walks past a red sports car on a city sidewalk. Two women stand together watching him.
First woman (with hand to mouth, whispering): "Pff. Someone must have a small penis."
Second woman: "=Hehe="
Panel 2: Close-up of the man's face, angry, turning to confront them.
Man: "You know, women drive sports cars! Do they have small dicks?! Huh?! You think when I go to a dealership I show the salesman my penis so he can make suggestions? Huh!?"
Panel 3: The two women stand looking uncomfortable as the man (foreground, gesturing) continues ranting.
Man: "Why is it okay for women to be sexist and objectify men, but the reverse is taboo?! We live in a society of bullshit and double standards.!"
Panel 4: The two women, now looking down and awkward/guilty, while the man's profile fills the left foreground.
Panel 5: The man, red-faced and clutching his head in frustration. One of the women (in profile, right) asks a question.
Woman: "Are you yelling because you have a small pen-"
Man (interrupting): "YES."
Votey: Two roughly-drawn people, one with curly hair holding a pen/pencil.
First person: "It's social commentary"
Second person: "No it's not."
Second person: "Social means penis, right?"
First woman (with hand to mouth, whispering): "Pff. Someone must have a small penis."
Second woman: "=Hehe="
Panel 2: Close-up of the man's face, angry, turning to confront them.
Man: "You know, women drive sports cars! Do they have small dicks?! Huh?! You think when I go to a dealership I show the salesman my penis so he can make suggestions? Huh!?"
Panel 3: The two women stand looking uncomfortable as the man (foreground, gesturing) continues ranting.
Man: "Why is it okay for women to be sexist and objectify men, but the reverse is taboo?! We live in a society of bullshit and double standards.!"
Panel 4: The two women, now looking down and awkward/guilty, while the man's profile fills the left foreground.
Panel 5: The man, red-faced and clutching his head in frustration. One of the women (in profile, right) asks a question.
Woman: "Are you yelling because you have a small pen-"
Man (interrupting): "YES."
Votey: Two roughly-drawn people, one with curly hair holding a pen/pencil.
First person: "It's social commentary"
Second person: "No it's not."
Second person: "Social means penis, right?"
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a red-haired man walks past a red sports car on a city street while two women watch; one whispers behind her hand, "Pff. Someone must have a small penis," and the other giggles, "Hehe." Panel 2: a furious close-up of the man as he turns and shouts, "You know, women drive sports cars! Do they have small dicks?! Huh?! You think when I go to a dealership I show the salesman my penis so he can make suggestions? Huh!?" Panel 3: the two women look uncomfortable as he rants on, "Why is it okay for women to be sexist and objectify men, but the reverse is taboo?! We live in a society of bullshit and double standards!" Panel 4: the women look down awkwardly, the man's angry profile in the foreground. Panel 5: the man, red-faced, clutches his head; one woman asks, "Are you yelling because you have a small pen-" and he cuts her off shouting "YES." Votey: a crude black-and-white sketch of two people, one holding a pen, saying "It's social commentary." "No it's not." "Social means penis, right?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.