2010-03-06
Original: 2010-03-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A hand-drawn line graph.
Y-axis label: AWKWARDNESS
X-axis label: WORDS THAT FOLLOW "I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE MY WOMEN"
The curve rises from the origin, increasing more steeply toward the right. Three data points are plotted along it, each labeled with a word:
- Lowest point: "BLACK"
- Middle point: "FRESH"
- Highest point: "INANIMATE"
Votey:
A simpler line graph with a single straight line rising steeply to a point at the top, with an arrow pointing to that topmost point. The point is labeled: "I BONED YOUR MOM"
A hand-drawn line graph.
Y-axis label: AWKWARDNESS
X-axis label: WORDS THAT FOLLOW "I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE MY WOMEN"
The curve rises from the origin, increasing more steeply toward the right. Three data points are plotted along it, each labeled with a word:
- Lowest point: "BLACK"
- Middle point: "FRESH"
- Highest point: "INANIMATE"
Votey:
A simpler line graph with a single straight line rising steeply to a point at the top, with an arrow pointing to that topmost point. The point is labeled: "I BONED YOUR MOM"
Alt text
A hand-drawn line graph. The vertical axis reads AWKWARDNESS and the horizontal axis reads WORDS THAT FOLLOW "I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE MY WOMEN." A curve rises gently then steeply from left to right, with three plotted points labeled, in increasing awkwardness: "BLACK" (lowest), "FRESH" (middle), and "INANIMATE" (highest), the joke being that each completion of the cliche pickup line gets progressively more uncomfortable. The votey is a second, starker graph: a single line shoots steeply upward to a point at the very top, marked by an arrow, and that peak point is labeled "I BONED YOUR MOM" — the most maximally awkward continuation of all.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.