2010-03-10
Original: 2010-03-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (red, flanked by two smiley-faces): HORRIBLE TRUTHS FOR CHILDREN!
Subtitle: ANY MEDIA YOU ENJOY NOW, NO MATTER HOW MIRTHFUL, WILL EVENTUALLY BE USED FOR SEXUAL ROLEPLAY
Panel 1: A shirtless man wearing a golden crown grins as he speaks to a woman with reddish-brown hair.
Man (wearing crown): "MY WORD! 'TIS A PORTAL TO NARNIA! SHALL I ENTER?"
Woman: "FORTHWITH!"
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, looking up with a sly expression.
Woman: "CALL ME PAPA SMURF, BITCH!"
Subtitle: ANY MEDIA YOU ENJOY NOW, NO MATTER HOW MIRTHFUL, WILL EVENTUALLY BE USED FOR SEXUAL ROLEPLAY
Panel 1: A shirtless man wearing a golden crown grins as he speaks to a woman with reddish-brown hair.
Man (wearing crown): "MY WORD! 'TIS A PORTAL TO NARNIA! SHALL I ENTER?"
Woman: "FORTHWITH!"
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, looking up with a sly expression.
Woman: "CALL ME PAPA SMURF, BITCH!"
Alt text
Comic titled "HORRIBLE TRUTHS FOR CHILDREN!" in a red banner with a blue and a purple smiley face on each side. The subtitle reads: "ANY MEDIA YOU ENJOY NOW, NO MATTER HOW MIRTHFUL, WILL EVENTUALLY BE USED FOR SEXUAL ROLEPLAY." In the single panel, a shirtless man wearing a gold crown grins suggestively at a woman with reddish-brown hair. He says, "My word! 'Tis a portal to Narnia! Shall I enter?" She replies, "Forthwith!" The joke is that wholesome childhood franchises (Narnia) get repurposed into sexual roleplay. Votey: a black-and-white close-up of the woman's face, looking up slyly with a half-grin, saying, "Call me Papa Smurf, bitch!" - escalating the absurd childhood-franchise roleplay.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.