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2009-12-14

Original: 2009-12-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with light brown hair sits across a table from a woman with red hair (a date). A small shot glass sits on the table near his hand.
Man: "Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's a bet. I have to do that whenever you say 'Oh, wow! Me too!'"

Caption (below panel): Shirley was not impressed by The First Date Drinking Game.

Votey:
The same two characters, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style.
Woman: "You're a dick!"
Man (holding up two fingers): "That's two."

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: a man with brown hair sits across a small table from a red-haired woman on what appears to be a date, a shot glass beside his hand. He says, 'Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's a bet. I have to do that whenever you say "Oh, wow! Me too!"' The caption below reads: 'Shirley was not impressed by The First Date Drinking Game.' Votey (rough black-and-white sketch): the woman snaps, 'You're a dick!' The man holds up two fingers and calmly replies, 'That's two.' The joke: he is counting her words as triggers for his secret drinking-game bet.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.