2009-12-15
Original: 2009-12-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An older man with a mustache and glasses sits in a chair beside a young girl.
Man: AND SO GOOD CHILDREN GET PRESENTS AND NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET LUMPS OF COAL.
Panel 2:
Close-up on the girl, looking skeptical.
Girl: WAIT. WAIT, SO ALL THE WORST KIDS IN THE WORLD ARE GIVEN FLAMMABLE ROCKS AT THE SAME TIME?
Panel 3:
Close-up on the man's face, looking unsettled and worried as the realization sinks in. (No dialogue.)
Panel 4:
A row of houses engulfed in flames against a dark sky. (No dialogue.)
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of a sinister-looking man wearing a Santa hat, grinning with a menacing expression.
Man: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
An older man with a mustache and glasses sits in a chair beside a young girl.
Man: AND SO GOOD CHILDREN GET PRESENTS AND NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET LUMPS OF COAL.
Panel 2:
Close-up on the girl, looking skeptical.
Girl: WAIT. WAIT, SO ALL THE WORST KIDS IN THE WORLD ARE GIVEN FLAMMABLE ROCKS AT THE SAME TIME?
Panel 3:
Close-up on the man's face, looking unsettled and worried as the realization sinks in. (No dialogue.)
Panel 4:
A row of houses engulfed in flames against a dark sky. (No dialogue.)
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of a sinister-looking man wearing a Santa hat, grinning with a menacing expression.
Man: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: an older mustachioed man with glasses sits beside a young girl and explains, "And so good children get presents and naughty children get lumps of coal." Panel 2: a skeptical close-up of the girl, who replies, "Wait. Wait, so all the worst kids in the world are given flammable rocks at the same time?" Panel 3: a close-up of the man's face, dawning with unsettled realization. Panel 4: a row of houses fully engulfed in flames against a dark sky. Votey: a black-and-white drawing of a sinister grinning man in a Santa hat laughing "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!", implying Santa intended the arson all along.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.