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2009-12-16

Original: 2009-12-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with red hair lies on the ground, apparently dead or unconscious. A massive twisting green beanstalk grows up out of his body/blood, rising into a dark purple and lavender landscape.

Caption (below panel): In Jack's defense, "Magic Beans" sounds like an awesome drug.

Votey:
A close-up of the base of the beanstalk vine on the ground. A speech balloon (apparently from the beanstalk/plant) says: "OOH, FREE BLOOD!"

Alt text

A square comic panel: a red-haired man lies sprawled on the ground in a purple-and-lavender landscape, looking dead. A huge twisting bright-green beanstalk erupts upward out of his body, sprouting from the red of his blood. Caption beneath: 'In Jack's defense, "Magic Beans" sounds like an awesome drug.' Votey (small black-and-white aftercomic): a close-up of the base of the climbing beanstalk vine; a speech balloon coming from the plant reads 'OOH, FREE BLOOD!' — the magic beans grew into a stalk that feeds on the man's blood.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.