2009-11-15
Original: 2009-11-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A shirtless blond man raises one hand and grins, mid-shout.
Man: "HIYOOOOOOO SILVERRR!"
Panel 2: The same man pumps his fist, mouth open.
Man: "WOOOHHWOOOOOOOHHH! ALL ABOARD!"
Panel 3: The man looks down, hands lowered toward his body.
Man: "3, 2, 1 BLASTOFF! FWOOOSH! FWOOOSH! FWOOOOSH!"
Caption below the panels:
"Rule of Thumb:
If it was cool to do when you were five, it's not cool to do during orgasm."
Votey:
Caption at top: "OR, IF IT WAS UNCOOL AT 15"
Panel: A smiling young man leaning back with his mouth open in a grin.
Man: "MAGIC MISSILE!"
Man: "HIYOOOOOOO SILVERRR!"
Panel 2: The same man pumps his fist, mouth open.
Man: "WOOOHHWOOOOOOOHHH! ALL ABOARD!"
Panel 3: The man looks down, hands lowered toward his body.
Man: "3, 2, 1 BLASTOFF! FWOOOSH! FWOOOSH! FWOOOOSH!"
Caption below the panels:
"Rule of Thumb:
If it was cool to do when you were five, it's not cool to do during orgasm."
Votey:
Caption at top: "OR, IF IT WAS UNCOOL AT 15"
Panel: A smiling young man leaning back with his mouth open in a grin.
Man: "MAGIC MISSILE!"
Alt text
A shirtless blond man in three panels acts out childlike exclamations as if during sex: panel 1 he raises a hand and shouts "HIYOOOOOOO SILVERRR!"; panel 2 he pumps his fist yelling "WOOOHHWOOOOOOOHHH! ALL ABOARD!"; panel 3 he looks down crying "3, 2, 1 BLASTOFF! FWOOOSH! FWOOOSH! FWOOOOSH!" A caption below reads, "Rule of Thumb: If it was cool to do when you were five, it's not cool to do during orgasm." The votey adds a top caption "OR, IF IT WAS UNCOOL AT 15" above a grinning young man who shouts the Dungeons & Dragons spell "MAGIC MISSILE!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.