2009-09-09
Original: 2009-09-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair (at a pharmacy counter): I need 600 pounds of cough medicine.
Pharmacist (in yellow shirt, behind the counter): Uh, we can't sell you that.
Panel 2:
Orange-haired man: Why?
Pharmacist: Uh, because you're obviously going to make meth out of it?
Panel 3:
Caption banner: SOON...
A gigantic, hunched, sickly-looking cyclops sits in a cave-like setting, looking miserable. The orange-haired man stands at its feet holding up a tissue box.
Orange-haired man: I'm so sorry, gigantic cyclops!
Caption below comic: Today's comic brought to you by the Committee to Lift the Ban on Zach Weiner Entering 7-11.
Votey:
Close-up of the gigantic cyclops's face, weary and sick-looking, with both of its huge hands raised near its cheeks.
Cyclops: SLURRRPEE...
Man with flame-like orange hair (at a pharmacy counter): I need 600 pounds of cough medicine.
Pharmacist (in yellow shirt, behind the counter): Uh, we can't sell you that.
Panel 2:
Orange-haired man: Why?
Pharmacist: Uh, because you're obviously going to make meth out of it?
Panel 3:
Caption banner: SOON...
A gigantic, hunched, sickly-looking cyclops sits in a cave-like setting, looking miserable. The orange-haired man stands at its feet holding up a tissue box.
Orange-haired man: I'm so sorry, gigantic cyclops!
Caption below comic: Today's comic brought to you by the Committee to Lift the Ban on Zach Weiner Entering 7-11.
Votey:
Close-up of the gigantic cyclops's face, weary and sick-looking, with both of its huge hands raised near its cheeks.
Cyclops: SLURRRPEE...
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a man with flame-like orange hair tells a yellow-shirted pharmacist, 'I need 600 pounds of cough medicine.' The pharmacist replies, 'Uh, we can't sell you that.' Panel 2: the man asks 'Why?' and the pharmacist says, 'Uh, because you're obviously going to make meth out of it?' Panel 3, labeled 'SOON...': a huge, hunched, sick-looking one-eyed cyclops slumps in a cave while the tiny orange-haired man stands at its feet holding up a box of tissues, saying 'I'm so sorry, gigantic cyclops!' The joke: he actually needed that much cough medicine to treat an enormous sick cyclops, not to make meth. A caption reads 'Today's comic brought to you by the Committee to Lift the Ban on Zach Weiner Entering 7-11.' Votey: a close-up of the weary, sick cyclops's bearded face with its big hands raised, croaking 'SLURRRPEE...' (a 7-11 reference).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.