2009-05-03
Original: 2009-05-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
[Single panel. A purple bedroom. A bathtub has apparently crashed down through the ceiling (broken wooden beams and a hole are visible at the top of the room) and landed on a bed/couch. A shirtless man with red flame-like hair stands at left, reaching out toward the scene, with an empty speech balloon above him. A woman with brown hair in a green shirt lies on the bed beside the fallen tub, looking toward him. Broken wooden boards are scattered around.]
(empty speech balloon from the red-haired man)
Caption below the panel:
Best Case Scenario: "The paramedics are on their way!"
Worst Case Scenario: "It's okay. I'm still turned on."
Votey:
Title text above the panel: VERY BEST CASE
[A line-drawn man in profile, smiling, with a speech balloon.]
Man: "THE PARAMEDICS ARE HERE, AND WE'RE ALL TURNED ON"
(empty speech balloon from the red-haired man)
Caption below the panel:
Best Case Scenario: "The paramedics are on their way!"
Worst Case Scenario: "It's okay. I'm still turned on."
Votey:
Title text above the panel: VERY BEST CASE
[A line-drawn man in profile, smiling, with a speech balloon.]
Man: "THE PARAMEDICS ARE HERE, AND WE'RE ALL TURNED ON"
Alt text
A purple bedroom with a bathtub that has crashed down through the ceiling, leaving a hole and broken wooden beams, and landed on a bed. A shirtless man with red flame-like hair stands at left reaching toward the scene, with an empty speech balloon above him. A woman in a green shirt lies on the bed beside the fallen tub. Captions below offer alternate dialogue for the man: Best Case Scenario reads 'The paramedics are on their way!' and Worst Case Scenario reads 'It's okay. I'm still turned on.' The votey, titled 'VERY BEST CASE,' shows a smiling line-drawn man in profile saying 'The paramedics are here, and we're all turned on,' escalating the innuendo to an absurd group conclusion.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.