2009-05-05

A two-panel comic. Panel one: a woman sits at a computer desk and calls out, "Hey, I need to know the size of my monitor. Come over here." In the foreground a red-haired man scowls and snaps back, "Seriously?! No! No more! I'm not your goddamn ruler!" Panel two is labeled "One week earlier..." The same smiling woman holds up a phone toward the man and asks, "Hey, wanna measure your penis?" The man grins and replies, "Ooh... sounds fun..." The joke: she lured him into letting her use him as a measuring tool with a flirty offer, and a week of being treated as a human ruler has worn him out. Votey (bonus panel): a sketchy drawing where the woman says, "Honey, the towel rack broke. Could you-" and the man cuts her off with a flat "No!"