2009-04-30

A father sits beside his young son giving the sex talk, holding up a banana. He says, "Son, I want to talk to you about sex. So... imagine this banana is, well... a penis. Now, the-" A phone on the floor rings ("Ring-ring-ring!") and he says, "Oh geez. I've got to take this. Hold on for five minutes." The caption reads: "It was a bad time to be absent-minded. It was a worse time to be hungry." Votey: The father returns and, looking sheepish, tells his son, "Oh geez. Uh... okay. Correction: that banana was a vagina." The implied joke is that he absent-mindedly ate the banana while away.