2009-05-14
Original: 2009-05-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A group of people stand at the gates of heaven, in front of a robed figure (St. Peter) seated at a podium writing in a large book. The crowd includes a bald man, a woman with orange hair in a pink shirt, an older woman with gray hair and glasses, and a man with reddish hair in a green shirt who is gesturing.
Man in green shirt: HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!
Robed figure at the podium: OH, HE WAS IN A DIFFERENT AREA CODE, SO TECHNICALLY IT WASN'T CHEATING.
Votey:
A man (shown from behind) speaks to a glowing oval/ring object floating in the air.
Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO 11th COMMANDMENT?
Man in green shirt: HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!
Robed figure at the podium: OH, HE WAS IN A DIFFERENT AREA CODE, SO TECHNICALLY IT WASN'T CHEATING.
Votey:
A man (shown from behind) speaks to a glowing oval/ring object floating in the air.
Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO 11th COMMANDMENT?
Alt text
A group of newly arrived people stand at the pearly gates before a robed gatekeeper (St. Peter) seated at a podium with a big ledger book. An indignant red-haired man in a green shirt points and demands, 'Hey! What the hell is he doing here?!' The gatekeeper calmly replies, 'Oh, he was in a different area code, so technically it wasn't cheating' — implying the man got into heaven by using a loophole to excuse infidelity. Votey: a man, seen from behind, talks to a glowing floating oval of light and protests, 'What do you mean there's no 11th commandment?' — having assumed an extra commandment justified his loophole.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.