2009-03-18
Original: 2009-03-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A ghostly, translucent older bald man floats in from the upper right, reaching out toward a younger man seen from behind.
Ghost (father): SONNNN... I'VE RETURNED TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOUR WIIIIIFE. SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAAAAAN...
Son: OH... THANKS DAD, BUT... WELL, SHE DIED... THREE WEEKS AGO.
Ghost (father): I KNOWWW... I MET HER IN HEAVEN, AND... WE'RE SORT OF DAAAAAAATING.
Votey:
The ghost father turns his head to the side, addressing someone (the dead wife's ghost) just out of frame.
Ghost (father): OH, HEY HONEY. DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
A ghostly, translucent older bald man floats in from the upper right, reaching out toward a younger man seen from behind.
Ghost (father): SONNNN... I'VE RETURNED TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOUR WIIIIIFE. SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAAAAAN...
Son: OH... THANKS DAD, BUT... WELL, SHE DIED... THREE WEEKS AGO.
Ghost (father): I KNOWWW... I MET HER IN HEAVEN, AND... WE'RE SORT OF DAAAAAAATING.
Votey:
The ghost father turns his head to the side, addressing someone (the dead wife's ghost) just out of frame.
Ghost (father): OH, HEY HONEY. DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
Alt text
A four-color comic panel shows a translucent ghost of an older bald man floating in from the upper right, arms outstretched toward a younger man (his son) seen from behind. The ghost says, "Sonnnn... I've returned to tell you that I was wrong about your wiiiiife. She's a wonderful womaaaaan..." The son replies, "Oh... thanks Dad, but... well, she died... three weeks ago." The ghost answers, "I knowww... I met her in heaven, and... we're sort of daaaaaaating." In the black-and-white votey panel, the ghost father turns his head to the side and says casually, "Oh, hey honey. Didn't see you there," addressing the dead wife's ghost off-panel — the father is awkwardly caught dating his late daughter-in-law in the afterlife.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.