2009-03-20
Original: 2009-03-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A blonde woman with a distressed, exaggerated expression leans dramatically toward a toaster sitting on a dresser. She is mid-performance.
Woman: "OH, BABY! OH! OH, YES! TOAST IT! OH, TOAST IT! TOAST... T-TOAST... T-AHHHH!"
A man with reddish-brown hair in a green shirt stands across from her, looking unimpressed/skeptical.
Man: "I GET IT, ALL RIGHT? VERY REALISTIC."
Caption (below panel): Never tell your girlfriend that you're sure she's never faked an orgasm.
Votey:
The woman, again with an exaggerated distressed face, continues her dramatic act.
Woman: "OH! 'REALISTIC' IS SUCH A SEXY WORD! I... I... AHHHH!"
A blonde woman with a distressed, exaggerated expression leans dramatically toward a toaster sitting on a dresser. She is mid-performance.
Woman: "OH, BABY! OH! OH, YES! TOAST IT! OH, TOAST IT! TOAST... T-TOAST... T-AHHHH!"
A man with reddish-brown hair in a green shirt stands across from her, looking unimpressed/skeptical.
Man: "I GET IT, ALL RIGHT? VERY REALISTIC."
Caption (below panel): Never tell your girlfriend that you're sure she's never faked an orgasm.
Votey:
The woman, again with an exaggerated distressed face, continues her dramatic act.
Woman: "OH! 'REALISTIC' IS SUCH A SEXY WORD! I... I... AHHHH!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A blonde woman in a pink top leans dramatically toward a toaster on a dresser, face contorted in an over-the-top performance, moaning: 'OH, BABY! OH! OH, YES! TOAST IT! OH, TOAST IT! TOAST... T-TOAST... T-AHHHH!' A skeptical man in a green shirt stands opposite her and says flatly, 'I GET IT, ALL RIGHT? VERY REALISTIC.' Caption below: 'Never tell your girlfriend that you're sure she's never faked an orgasm.' The joke: he claimed she could never fake one, so she mockingly fakes ecstasy over a toaster. Votey (small bonus panel): the woman, still mid-theatrical-moan, cries 'OH! "REALISTIC" IS SUCH A SEXY WORD! I... I... AHHHH!', escalating the mocking performance.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.