2009-04-01
Original: 2009-04-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with long brown hair, wearing a blue sweater, stands and addresses a small group of seated people, holding up one finger as she speaks.
Woman (speech balloon): "IMAGINE THERE WERE A FOOD YOU COULD GET ANY TIME, ANYWHERE THAT CONTAINS LITERALLY EVERY NUTRIENT A HUMAN BODY NEEDS TO SURVIVE!"
Her audience is a cluster of people seated together: a bearded man with reddish hair, an older man with dark skin and glasses, an elderly white-haired woman in a pink top, and a child with orange hair seen from behind.
Caption (below panel): "It took approximately three minutes to convert the health food club to cannibalism."
Votey:
A man sits at a table in front of a plate holding a human head, with a fork stuck upright next to it.
Man (speech balloon): "OKAY, BUT OTHER THAN THIS I'M A VEGETARIAN."
A woman with long brown hair, wearing a blue sweater, stands and addresses a small group of seated people, holding up one finger as she speaks.
Woman (speech balloon): "IMAGINE THERE WERE A FOOD YOU COULD GET ANY TIME, ANYWHERE THAT CONTAINS LITERALLY EVERY NUTRIENT A HUMAN BODY NEEDS TO SURVIVE!"
Her audience is a cluster of people seated together: a bearded man with reddish hair, an older man with dark skin and glasses, an elderly white-haired woman in a pink top, and a child with orange hair seen from behind.
Caption (below panel): "It took approximately three minutes to convert the health food club to cannibalism."
Votey:
A man sits at a table in front of a plate holding a human head, with a fork stuck upright next to it.
Man (speech balloon): "OKAY, BUT OTHER THAN THIS I'M A VEGETARIAN."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A woman with long brown hair in a blue sweater stands and enthusiastically addresses a seated group (a bearded man, an older man with glasses, an elderly woman in pink, and a red-haired child), holding up one finger. Her speech balloon reads: "Imagine there were a food you could get any time, anywhere that contains literally every nutrient a human body needs to survive!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "It took approximately three minutes to convert the health food club to cannibalism." Votey (aftercomic): A man sits at a table before a plate holding a severed human head with a fork stuck upright beside it, saying, "Okay, but other than this I'm a vegetarian."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.