2009-03-30

A four-color webcomic panel shows a meeting room with a banner reading: "SUPPORT GROUP FOR MEN WHO CHEATED WITH THEIR WIVES' ADOPTIVE DAUGHTER, REFUSED TO CARE FOR THE RESULTING CHILD, AND MOVED TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO AVOID A PATERNITY SUIT." A red-haired man in a green shirt stands beneath it saying, "Hi, my name is Joe, and it's been one year and eleven months since I last SGMWCWADRCRCMACApped" -- using the absurdly long support-group name as a verb. The caption reads: "Sometimes I wish someone else would show up to club meetings," implying Joe is the group's only member. In the black-and-white votey, a close-up of the same man adds: "Oh, also, welcome members of our sister organization of 'My Wife, Her Attorney, and the Police.' Please excuse me for a... restroom break" -- realizing the people arriving are there to arrest him, and fleeing.