2009-01-08
Original: 2009-01-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single wide panel):
A group of people stands on a beach at sunset, having apparently been marooned. A balding man on the right addresses the others.
Balding man: YES, WE ARE MAROONED, BUT, WITH SOME CLEVERNESS, WE CAN REPRODUCE ALL THE AMENITIES WE HAD ON THE MAINLAND. HANDSHAKES, FOR EXAMPLE, CAN BE REPLACED BY, OH, LET'S SAY... SEX.
Caption below the panel:
We would've been more open to the idea if it hadn't also been the replacement for shelter, electricity, and lack of sex.
Votey:
Two people in profile. One holds a knife/blade.
Knife-holder: WHAT WILL REPLACE STABS IN THE NECK.
The other person (nervous): S-SEX?
A group of people stands on a beach at sunset, having apparently been marooned. A balding man on the right addresses the others.
Balding man: YES, WE ARE MAROONED, BUT, WITH SOME CLEVERNESS, WE CAN REPRODUCE ALL THE AMENITIES WE HAD ON THE MAINLAND. HANDSHAKES, FOR EXAMPLE, CAN BE REPLACED BY, OH, LET'S SAY... SEX.
Caption below the panel:
We would've been more open to the idea if it hadn't also been the replacement for shelter, electricity, and lack of sex.
Votey:
Two people in profile. One holds a knife/blade.
Knife-holder: WHAT WILL REPLACE STABS IN THE NECK.
The other person (nervous): S-SEX?
Alt text
A group of marooned people stands on a sunset beach. A balding man tells the others: "Yes, we are marooned, but, with some cleverness, we can reproduce all the amenities we had on the mainland. Handshakes, for example, can be replaced by, oh, let's say... sex." Caption under the panel: "We would've been more open to the idea if it hadn't also been the replacement for shelter, electricity, and lack of sex." Votey (black-and-white): a person holding a knife asks another, "What will replace stabs in the neck." The nervous second person answers, "S-sex?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.