2009-01-06
Original: 2009-01-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (in pink robe): Are you all right?
Man (red-haired, blue shirt, red cape): I- NO! It's not a super power, so you don't get a catch-phrase.
Panel 2:
Woman: But- it's a sexual dysfunction.
Man: It's a sexual ULTRA-FUNCTION.
Panel 3:
Man: Ugh. Fine.
Panel 4:
The man smiles, looking pleased (close-up of his face).
Panel 5:
The man stands in a heroic pose wearing a superhero costume with a cape and a "Pe" emblem on his chest. The woman sits behind him looking unimpressed.
Man: Are you all right? I... came as fast as I could.
Votey:
Woman: Well, actually, I could use a massage.
Man: *YAWN* Man, I'm tired.
Woman (in pink robe): Are you all right?
Man (red-haired, blue shirt, red cape): I- NO! It's not a super power, so you don't get a catch-phrase.
Panel 2:
Woman: But- it's a sexual dysfunction.
Man: It's a sexual ULTRA-FUNCTION.
Panel 3:
Man: Ugh. Fine.
Panel 4:
The man smiles, looking pleased (close-up of his face).
Panel 5:
The man stands in a heroic pose wearing a superhero costume with a cape and a "Pe" emblem on his chest. The woman sits behind him looking unimpressed.
Man: Are you all right? I... came as fast as I could.
Votey:
Woman: Well, actually, I could use a massage.
Man: *YAWN* Man, I'm tired.
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A red-haired man and a woman in a pink robe sit in bed. She asks "Are you all right?" and he snaps, "I- NO! It's not a super power, so you don't get a catch-phrase." She says, "But- it's a sexual dysfunction," and he insists, "It's a sexual ULTRA-FUNCTION." Reluctantly he agrees: "Ugh. Fine." He grins, then strikes a heroic pose in a superhero costume with a cape and a "Pe" (premature ejaculation) chest emblem, declaring, "Are you all right? I... came as fast as I could." The woman behind him looks unimpressed. Votey: She replies, "Well, actually, I could use a massage," and he yawns, "Man, I'm tired."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.