2008-12-09
Original: 2008-12-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (yellow box at top): THE DEFINITION OF "PRUDE" HAS CHANGED SINCE I WAS IN SCHOOL
A blonde woman standing by a car, one hand on her hip, speaks to a man with red/orange hair who is opening the car door.
Blonde woman: I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT THE KIND OF GIRL WHO HAS SEX ON THE FIRST ORIFICE.
Votey:
Two men talking. One man (in profile, foreground) speaks to another man (facing forward).
First man: DUDE! DID SHE PUT OUT TWICE?
Second man: NO.
First man: LAME.
A blonde woman standing by a car, one hand on her hip, speaks to a man with red/orange hair who is opening the car door.
Blonde woman: I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT THE KIND OF GIRL WHO HAS SEX ON THE FIRST ORIFICE.
Votey:
Two men talking. One man (in profile, foreground) speaks to another man (facing forward).
First man: DUDE! DID SHE PUT OUT TWICE?
Second man: NO.
First man: LAME.
Alt text
A two-part comic. Main panel: a yellow caption box reads "The definition of 'prude' has changed since I was in school." Below, a blonde woman in a yellow tank top stands beside a car with one hand on her hip, talking to a red-haired man who is opening the car door. Her speech bubble says, "I want you to know I'm not the kind of girl who has sex on the first orifice" - a play on "first date," implying she'll have sex but only via one orifice on a first encounter. Votey: a black-and-white sketch of two men. One asks, "Dude! Did she put out twice?" The other replies, "No." The first man says, "Lame," treating restricting herself to a single orifice as unimpressive.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.