2008-12-08
Original: 2008-12-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (top):
A man with gritted teeth is pinning another man (in a suit and red tie) to the floor, sitting on top of him while gripping his head. Other figures struggle in the purple-lit background.
Dominant man: "I'LL SIT ON YOUR HEAD AND FART! I'LL SIT ON YOUR HEAD AND FART!"
Pinned man (face down, distressed): "NO! DON'T! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!"
Panel 2 (bottom):
A newspaper.
Headline: "U.S. DIPLOMATS BROKER PEACE AGREEMENT"
Small article photo caption / pull quote: "YOU GUYS ARE DICKS."
Votey:
Another rolled newspaper.
Headline: "ONLINE CARTOONIST BREAKS VOW AGAINST FART JOKES"
Pull quote beside a small photo of a figure: "ON THE 'NET, THE FART IS KING"
A man with gritted teeth is pinning another man (in a suit and red tie) to the floor, sitting on top of him while gripping his head. Other figures struggle in the purple-lit background.
Dominant man: "I'LL SIT ON YOUR HEAD AND FART! I'LL SIT ON YOUR HEAD AND FART!"
Pinned man (face down, distressed): "NO! DON'T! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!"
Panel 2 (bottom):
A newspaper.
Headline: "U.S. DIPLOMATS BROKER PEACE AGREEMENT"
Small article photo caption / pull quote: "YOU GUYS ARE DICKS."
Votey:
Another rolled newspaper.
Headline: "ONLINE CARTOONIST BREAKS VOW AGAINST FART JOKES"
Pull quote beside a small photo of a figure: "ON THE 'NET, THE FART IS KING"
Alt text
A two-part comic. Top panel: in a purple-tinted room full of struggling figures, a snarling man sits atop another man wearing a suit and red tie, pinning him face-down to the floor by his head. The aggressor yells, "I'll sit on your head and fart! I'll sit on your head and fart!" The pinned man cries, "No! Don't! I'll do whatever you want!" Bottom panel: a newspaper whose headline reads "U.S. Diplomats Broker Peace Agreement," with a tiny article pull-quote reading "You guys are dicks" — implying this crude fart threat was the diplomatic tactic that forced the peace deal. Votey (aftercomic): a second newspaper with the headline "Online Cartoonist Breaks Vow Against Fart Jokes" and a pull-quote next to a small figure reading "On the 'net, the fart is king" — the cartoonist self-deprecatingly admitting fart humor rules online.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.