2008-10-07
Original: 2008-10-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Sphinx (a smiling figure with large feathered wings and the haunches of a tiger, sitting like a cat-bodied creature): BEFORE YOU PASS, YOU MUST ANSWER THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX! WHAT WALKS ON FOUR FEET AT MORNING, TWO FEET AT NOON, AND THREE FEET AT NIGHT?
Traveler (a bald, bearded man, seen from behind in the lower left): A MAN.
Sphinx: WRONG! IT'S THIS REALLY WEIRD GOAT I FOUND!
The sphinx gestures to a goat standing beside it.
Goat: MAH-AH-AH-AH!
Caption below the comic: The Sphinx also accepts "some other weird goat" and "a guy who changes leg number a lot."
Votey:
Close-up of the bald, bearded traveler's face merged/morphing into another face, looking pained.
Caption: Dammit! It's always your second guess.
Sphinx (a smiling figure with large feathered wings and the haunches of a tiger, sitting like a cat-bodied creature): BEFORE YOU PASS, YOU MUST ANSWER THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX! WHAT WALKS ON FOUR FEET AT MORNING, TWO FEET AT NOON, AND THREE FEET AT NIGHT?
Traveler (a bald, bearded man, seen from behind in the lower left): A MAN.
Sphinx: WRONG! IT'S THIS REALLY WEIRD GOAT I FOUND!
The sphinx gestures to a goat standing beside it.
Goat: MAH-AH-AH-AH!
Caption below the comic: The Sphinx also accepts "some other weird goat" and "a guy who changes leg number a lot."
Votey:
Close-up of the bald, bearded traveler's face merged/morphing into another face, looking pained.
Caption: Dammit! It's always your second guess.
Alt text
A winged sphinx with a smiling human head and a tiger's striped lower body sits before a bald, bearded traveler. The sphinx says, "Before you pass, you must answer the riddle of the Sphinx! What walks on four feet at morning, two feet at noon, and three feet at night?" The traveler answers, "A man." The sphinx replies, "Wrong! It's this really weird goat I found!" and gestures to a goat beside it that bleats, "Mah-ah-ah-ah!" A caption notes the Sphinx also accepts "some other weird goat" and "a guy who changes leg number a lot." The joke: the classic answer to the riddle of the Sphinx is "a man," but here the sphinx has a different, absurd correct answer. Votey: a close-up of the traveler's pained face, with a second face morphing out of it, captioned "Dammit! It's always your second guess."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.