2008-10-11
Original: 2008-10-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man sits in an airplane seat, looking distressed. Through the window beside him, the wing and engine are engulfed in flames.
Man (thought bubble): OH GOD! THE PLANE'S GOING TO CRASH! QUICK, THINK ABOUT SOMETHING COOL! YOU DON'T WANNA DIE THINKING SOMETHING UNCOOL! OH, OR SHOULD I THINK OF THE WIFE AND KIDS?
Caption below comic:
Fun Fact:
95% of men die thinking of Batman.
Votey:
A hand-drawn pie chart. The large 95% slice is labeled BATMAN (white) and the small 5% slice is labeled ROBIN (hatched). Legend: BATMAN, ROBIN.
A man sits in an airplane seat, looking distressed. Through the window beside him, the wing and engine are engulfed in flames.
Man (thought bubble): OH GOD! THE PLANE'S GOING TO CRASH! QUICK, THINK ABOUT SOMETHING COOL! YOU DON'T WANNA DIE THINKING SOMETHING UNCOOL! OH, OR SHOULD I THINK OF THE WIFE AND KIDS?
Caption below comic:
Fun Fact:
95% of men die thinking of Batman.
Votey:
A hand-drawn pie chart. The large 95% slice is labeled BATMAN (white) and the small 5% slice is labeled ROBIN (hatched). Legend: BATMAN, ROBIN.
Alt text
A man sits in a window seat on a plane, looking anxious and grimacing. Out the window, the wing and engine are on fire. His thought bubble reads: "Oh God! The plane's going to crash! Quick, think about something cool! You don't wanna die thinking something uncool! Oh, or should I think of the wife and kids?" A caption below reads: "Fun Fact: 95% of men die thinking of Batman." The votey is a hand-drawn pie chart of what men die thinking about: a large 95% slice labeled BATMAN and a thin 5% slice labeled ROBIN.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.