2008-10-05
Original: 2008-10-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with blonde hair (to a man, both shown in profile from behind/side): Marty's feeling bad about his acne. Could you go try to cheer him up?
Panel 2:
The man (now talking to a boy with brown hair, gesturing with an open hand): Uh... chicks dig scars?
Votey:
Caption box at top: JUNIOR HIGH
The boy (now older, with acne, holding a book, walking past two other students): Try to control yourselves, ladies.
A woman with blonde hair (to a man, both shown in profile from behind/side): Marty's feeling bad about his acne. Could you go try to cheer him up?
Panel 2:
The man (now talking to a boy with brown hair, gesturing with an open hand): Uh... chicks dig scars?
Votey:
Caption box at top: JUNIOR HIGH
The boy (now older, with acne, holding a book, walking past two other students): Try to control yourselves, ladies.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman asks a man, 'Marty's feeling bad about his acne. Could you go try to cheer him up?' Panel 2: the man, now talking to a brown-haired boy, awkwardly offers, 'Uh... chicks dig scars?' Votey: a single black-and-white panel labeled 'JUNIOR HIGH' shows the boy, now older and covered in acne, confidently strutting past two other students while holding a book and saying, 'Try to control yourselves, ladies.' The joke: the dad's lame reassurance was taken to heart, leaving the kid hilariously overconfident about his acne.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.