2008-04-15
Original: 2008-04-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young boy with brown hair stands in a doorway. A man (the boy's father), seen in silhouette, faces him.
Father: SON, I FOUND SOME COCAINE UNDER YOUR PILLOW TODAY!
Caption (below panel): Part of my efforts to be a cool dad involve a new version of the tooth fairy tradition.
Votey:
Two men talk. One man (apparently a drug dealer or clerk) addresses the father.
First man: YOU SURE SPEND A LOT ON DRUGS.
Father: IT'S FOR MY CHILDREN, SIR.
A young boy with brown hair stands in a doorway. A man (the boy's father), seen in silhouette, faces him.
Father: SON, I FOUND SOME COCAINE UNDER YOUR PILLOW TODAY!
Caption (below panel): Part of my efforts to be a cool dad involve a new version of the tooth fairy tradition.
Votey:
Two men talk. One man (apparently a drug dealer or clerk) addresses the father.
First man: YOU SURE SPEND A LOT ON DRUGS.
Father: IT'S FOR MY CHILDREN, SIR.
Alt text
An SMBC comic. Main panel: a young brown-haired boy stands in a doorway facing his father, who is shown as a dark silhouette. The father announces in a speech bubble, "Son, I found some cocaine under your pillow today!" Caption beneath the panel: "Part of my efforts to be a cool dad involve a new version of the tooth fairy tradition." The joke: instead of the tooth fairy leaving money, this dad leaves cocaine under the pillow. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): two men converse. One says, "You sure spend a lot on drugs," and the father replies, "It's for my children, sir," implying he buys the cocaine in bulk for his fatherly tradition.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.