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2008-04-16

Original: 2008-04-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman in a red evening gown sits on a bed, holding up one hand in a stopping gesture. A man with orange hair, kneeling beside her in a gray suit, holds her other hand.
Man: Let's not ruin this beautiful evening with sex.

Caption (below panel): This might've seemed sweet if it weren't our fifth anniversary.

Votey:
A simple sketch of a smiling face (the cartoonist's self-portrait style).
Caption: Huh. So that's the first time I drew Kelly.

Alt text

A woman in a red evening gown sits on the edge of a bed, one hand raised in a 'stop' gesture. A kneeling man in a gray suit with orange hair holds her other hand and says, 'Let's not ruin this beautiful evening with sex.' The caption beneath reads: 'This might've seemed sweet if it weren't our fifth anniversary.' Votey: a loose sketch of a smiling cartoon face with the handwritten caption, 'Huh. So that's the first time I drew Kelly.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.