2007-12-30
Original: 2007-12-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a pink top and purple skirt, stands facing a younger man with reddish hair in a green polo shirt. He looks angry.
Elderly woman: I just thought it'd be nice to have grandkids. That's all.
Young man (angry): Well, maybe you should stay out of my goddamn business!
Caption (below panel): Charlie got so upset after I artificially inseminated his girlfriend
Votey:
A cartoon baby with brown skin, wearing a white diaper, smiling and mid-stride as if walking or running.
An elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a pink top and purple skirt, stands facing a younger man with reddish hair in a green polo shirt. He looks angry.
Elderly woman: I just thought it'd be nice to have grandkids. That's all.
Young man (angry): Well, maybe you should stay out of my goddamn business!
Caption (below panel): Charlie got so upset after I artificially inseminated his girlfriend
Votey:
A cartoon baby with brown skin, wearing a white diaper, smiling and mid-stride as if walking or running.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. An elderly white-haired woman in a pink top and purple skirt stands beside an angry young man with reddish hair in a green polo. She says, 'I just thought it'd be nice to have grandkids. That's all.' He snaps back, 'Well, maybe you should stay out of my goddamn business!' A caption below reads: 'Charlie got so upset after I artificially inseminated his girlfriend' — revealing the narrator is someone other than the two pictured, who has fathered a child with the young man's girlfriend without consent. The votey aftercomic shows a smiling brown-skinned cartoon baby in a white diaper, mid-stride, implying the insemination resulted in a child.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.