2008-01-01
Original: 2008-01-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (yellow banner): SCHMOOZING IS NOT MY FORTE...
A man with orange hair holding a drink glass talks to a man with brown hair.
Orange-haired man: You know, we have a lot in common.
Brown-haired man: Oh?
Orange-haired man: Yeah.
Orange-haired man: Your mom went to Palo Alto High, right?
Brown-haired man: Well, I had sex with her!
Votey:
The same orange-haired man, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style, holds up a finger and grins.
Orange-haired man: So, about that job...
A man with orange hair holding a drink glass talks to a man with brown hair.
Orange-haired man: You know, we have a lot in common.
Brown-haired man: Oh?
Orange-haired man: Yeah.
Orange-haired man: Your mom went to Palo Alto High, right?
Brown-haired man: Well, I had sex with her!
Votey:
The same orange-haired man, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style, holds up a finger and grins.
Orange-haired man: So, about that job...
Alt text
A two-panel comic. In the main panel, a yellow banner reads "SCHMOOZING IS NOT MY FORTE...". An orange-haired man holding a drink stands at a party making conversation with a brown-haired man. The orange-haired man says, "You know, we have a lot in common." The other replies, "Oh?" "Yeah." The orange-haired man continues, "Your mom went to Palo Alto High, right?" but then awkwardly blurts out, "Well, I had sex with her!" badly botching the small talk. In the votey aftercomic, a rough black-and-white sketch, the same orange-haired man holds up a finger and cheerfully presses on as if nothing went wrong, saying, "So, about that job..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.