2007-12-28
Original: 2007-12-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in green scrubs with a head mirror strapped to his forehead stands in a room, holding a small instrument and looking nervously to the side. A seated person with green hair, seen from behind, faces him.
Man in scrubs: "NOW THAT YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH THE PROCEDURE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. I'M... NOT ACTUALLY A GYNECOLOGIST."
Caption (below panel): Todd silently exited the waiting room, donning his football helmet as he went.
Votey:
A man wearing a helmet leans forward in a crouched, football-snap stance, reaching down between his legs.
Man: "HIKE!"
A man in green scrubs with a head mirror strapped to his forehead stands in a room, holding a small instrument and looking nervously to the side. A seated person with green hair, seen from behind, faces him.
Man in scrubs: "NOW THAT YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH THE PROCEDURE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. I'M... NOT ACTUALLY A GYNECOLOGIST."
Caption (below panel): Todd silently exited the waiting room, donning his football helmet as he went.
Votey:
A man wearing a helmet leans forward in a crouched, football-snap stance, reaching down between his legs.
Man: "HIKE!"
Alt text
Main comic (single panel): A man in green medical scrubs with a round head mirror strapped to his forehead stands holding a small instrument, looking away nervously. A green-haired person sits facing him, seen from behind. He says: "Now that you're satisfied with the procedure, I have a confession to make. I'm... not actually a gynecologist." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Todd silently exited the waiting room, donning his football helmet as he went." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A man wearing a helmet crouches in a football center's snap stance, reaching down between his legs, and shouts "Hike!" -- implying the unqualified "gynecologist" is treating the exam like a football snap.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.