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2007-10-27

Original: 2007-10-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title banner: COMIC BOOK SHOWDOWNS!
SUPERMAN vs. BATMAN

Panel 1: Superman stands with one arm casually extended, holding Batman by the head/neck at arm's length. Batman's body hangs limp and slumped, clearly outmatched. Superman looks calm and unimpressed, arms otherwise relaxed.

Votey:
A close-up on Batman's face (drawn in a loose sketch style). Batman thinks: "I wonder what I expected."

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Title banner reads "COMIC BOOK SHOWDOWNS! SUPERMAN vs. BATMAN." In the single panel, a calm, unimpressed Superman effortlessly holds Batman at arm's length by the head, while Batman's body hangs limp and powerless against a purple background, showing the mismatch between a superpowered being and a regular human. Votey (aftercomic): a loose close-up sketch of Batman's defeated face with the thought, "I wonder what I expected."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.