2007-11-24
Original: 2007-11-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A female politician in a blue jacket stands at a wooden podium, speaking with a composed expression.
Speaker (politician): "Unlike Senator Derfart's campaign, we haven't felt the need to resort to childish mudslinging."
Caption (below panel): "That's Dershowitz," corrected the senator.
Votey:
Close-up of a sheepish-looking woman speaking.
Speaker (woman): "Yes, of course, Mr. Douchewitz"
A female politician in a blue jacket stands at a wooden podium, speaking with a composed expression.
Speaker (politician): "Unlike Senator Derfart's campaign, we haven't felt the need to resort to childish mudslinging."
Caption (below panel): "That's Dershowitz," corrected the senator.
Votey:
Close-up of a sheepish-looking woman speaking.
Speaker (woman): "Yes, of course, Mr. Douchewitz"
Alt text
A female politician in a blue jacket stands at a podium, looking poised, and says, "Unlike Senator Derfart's campaign, we haven't felt the need to resort to childish mudslinging." A caption beneath reads: "That's Dershowitz," corrected the senator. The joke is that while claiming to be above childish name-calling, she's been mangling her opponent's name into the insult "Derfart." Votey: a close-up of the same woman, now looking sheepish, attempting to correct herself but only making it worse: "Yes, of course, Mr. Douchewitz."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.