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2007-11-23

Original: 2007-11-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Setting: a bar or lounge at night, with two wine glasses on a low table.
A woman with brown hair in a ponytail and a green top sits leaning forward, gesturing toward a man with orange/red hair in a brown shirt who sits across from her with his back to the viewer.
Woman: NO WAY! YOU HAVE CHINESE SPY SATELLITES IN YOUR TEETH TOO?

Caption (below panel): Cynthia then apologized for talking to herself again.

Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch close-up of a woman's face with a tense, frowning expression, looking down and to the side.
Speech bubble: Speak, you Soviet bastard!

Alt text

Main comic: A dimly lit bar at night with two wine glasses on a table. A brown-haired woman in a green top leans forward enthusiastically and gestures toward a red-haired man in a brown shirt seated across from her, his back to the viewer. She exclaims, "No way! You have Chinese spy satellites in your teeth too?" The caption beneath reads: "Cynthia then apologized for talking to herself again," revealing that the man is not actually engaging and she has been carrying on a paranoid conversation by herself.

Votey: A loose black-and-white sketch close-up of a woman's tense, frowning face looking down and to the side. A speech bubble reads, "Speak, you Soviet bastard!" — underscoring her conspiratorial, talking-to-herself paranoia.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.