2007-11-25
Original: 2007-11-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel.
A man with blond hair, wearing an orange shirt, a red neckerchief, and a multicolored grass skirt stands grinning. He holds a freshly removed, dripping human heart aloft in one hand and a bloody knife in the other. A bloodstain marks an altar or surface beside him. Behind him is a purple sky and what appears to be a totem or tiki carving.
Blond man: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Beside him, a man in a black robe (a priest or missionary) recoils in horror, pointing.
Robed man: "NO! STOP, YOU BARBARIAN!"
Caption below panel: "Fortunately, it turned out he was sacrificing the heart to baby Jesus."
Votey:
A simple line drawing of clouds in a sky. A small robed baby figure (baby Jesus) sits among the clouds, giving a thumbs-up.
A man with blond hair, wearing an orange shirt, a red neckerchief, and a multicolored grass skirt stands grinning. He holds a freshly removed, dripping human heart aloft in one hand and a bloody knife in the other. A bloodstain marks an altar or surface beside him. Behind him is a purple sky and what appears to be a totem or tiki carving.
Blond man: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Beside him, a man in a black robe (a priest or missionary) recoils in horror, pointing.
Robed man: "NO! STOP, YOU BARBARIAN!"
Caption below panel: "Fortunately, it turned out he was sacrificing the heart to baby Jesus."
Votey:
A simple line drawing of clouds in a sky. A small robed baby figure (baby Jesus) sits among the clouds, giving a thumbs-up.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A grinning blond man in an orange shirt and a colorful grass skirt holds a dripping human heart aloft in one hand and a bloody knife in the other, laughing 'HAHAHAHAHA!' beside a bloodstained altar under a purple sky. Next to him, a man in a black robe recoils in horror, pointing and shouting 'NO! STOP, YOU BARBARIAN!' The caption reads: 'Fortunately, it turned out he was sacrificing the heart to baby Jesus.' Votey (aftercomic): a minimalist line drawing of a small robed baby Jesus sitting among clouds in the sky, giving an approving thumbs-up.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.