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2007-09-24

Original: 2007-09-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with red hair leans in toward a blonde woman holding a glass of champagne at what appears to be a party. He has his hand on her arm.
Man: "I've just come from the future! We have to have sex tonight or all is lost!"

Caption (below panel, woman narrating): "Of course I was suspicious, but then his Time Patrol badge did glow in the dark."

Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of the smiling woman pointing at the man's chest, which displays a glowing badge reading "SPACE-O" (a clearly cheap, fake novelty badge).

Alt text

Main comic, single panel: At a party, a red-haired man leans in toward a blonde woman holding a glass of champagne, his hand on her arm. His speech bubble reads, "I've just come from the future! We have to have sex tonight or all is lost!" A caption below, narrated by the woman, reads: "Of course I was suspicious, but then his Time Patrol badge did glow in the dark." Votey (aftercomic), a black-and-white sketch: the woman smiles and points at a glowing badge on the man's chest that reads "SPACE-O" plus a cartoon star, revealing the so-called Time Patrol badge to be a cheap, obviously fake novelty toy that merely glows in the dark.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.