ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-09-22

Original: 2007-09-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (yellow banner caption): FORTUNE COOKIES ARE BORING. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

Panel 2 (a small slip of paper, shown as a dashed-bordered fortune): THERE IS NO ANTIDOTE

Votey:
(a second fortune slip): BEHIND YOU.

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A yellow banner at the top reads: "Fortune cookies are boring. How about something different?" Below, on a blank white field, a small fortune-cookie slip drawn with a dashed border reads: "THERE IS NO ANTIDOTE" — an ominous, threatening message instead of a cheerful fortune. The votey (bonus panel) shows another fortune slip reading: "BEHIND YOU.", escalating the menace.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.