2007-09-28
Original: 2007-09-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Salesman (a man with red/orange hair, seated at a desk across from a couple): "AND FOR JUST $50 MORE, NOBODY WILL DIG UP YOUR MOTHER'S CORPSE AND MAKE IT DANCE LIKE A MARIONETTE!"
Caption (below the panel): They're good hagglers at the car dealership.
Votey:
The red-haired salesman, grinning: "I'm sorry for your loss but glad to cut you a deal!!"
Salesman (a man with red/orange hair, seated at a desk across from a couple): "AND FOR JUST $50 MORE, NOBODY WILL DIG UP YOUR MOTHER'S CORPSE AND MAKE IT DANCE LIKE A MARIONETTE!"
Caption (below the panel): They're good hagglers at the car dealership.
Votey:
The red-haired salesman, grinning: "I'm sorry for your loss but glad to cut you a deal!!"
Alt text
A car dealership scene. At a desk, a grinning red-haired salesman gestures toward an open brochure while pitching to a couple seated with their backs to the viewer. His speech bubble reads: "And for just $50 more, nobody will dig up your mother's corpse and make it dance like a marionette!" The caption below reads: "They're good hagglers at the car dealership." The joke is that the dealership's upsell is framed as a protection-racket threat. Votey: a rough sketch of the same beaming salesman saying, "I'm sorry for your loss but glad to cut you a deal!!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.