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2007-10-01

Original: 2007-10-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A bald man in a courtroom stands before a seated jury and a judge at the bench. He holds his hands together as if pleading or threatening, addressing the jury.
Man (speech bubble): "NOT GUILTY," OR POW!

Caption (below panel): I chose to represent myself at the intimidation trial.

Votey:
A close-up of the same man's face, speaking.
Man: Now, would anyone like a bribe

Alt text

A courtroom scene: a bald man, acting as his own lawyer, stands before a jury (shown from behind as purple-haired heads) and a judge seated at the bench. The man clasps his hands menacingly and his speech bubble reads, '"NOT GUILTY," OR POW!' The caption below reads, 'I chose to represent myself at the intimidation trial.' The joke is that he is on trial for intimidation and is openly intimidating the court. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's face as he adds, 'Now, would anyone like a bribe?'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.